Of course, you’ve heard about the petition on the Whitehouse.gov site that urges President Obama to designate Catholics as a hate group, right?
"Let me tell you about the petition I started to label the Catholic Church as a hate group."
Well, now there’s a petition to designate the people who made the first petition as a hate group.
My wife says we could turn the other cheek, and she’s probably correct.
But it is kind of funny to call the haters haters. So, let’s turn the other cheek, but also quickly, as we are turning, call them hateful bigots and then finish by turning the other cheek.
Let’s see if we can get 25,000 signatures before the anti-Catholic bigots can get their signatures.
"I love this new petition. That's why I'm smiling."